There is a time and a place for the use of double negatives. The Rolling Stones made the double negative "I Can’t Get No" lyrics famous in the legendary hit Satisfaction (#2 on Rolling Stone Magazine’s List of the Top Songs of All Time). Pink Floyd made the double negative lyrical phrase "We Don’t Need No" famous in the song Another Brick in The… Continue Reading
Monthly Archives: November 2009
Branding Exclamations!
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Food, International, Marketing, Non-Traditional Trademarks, TrademarksCan you name the owner of this exclamation mark branding signal? You may be surprised to learn it is federally-registered in the U.S. as a stand-alone non-verbal trademark. You may be even more surprised to learn, it was federally-registered without a showing of secondary meaning or acquired distinctiveness, because it was viewed as an inherently distinctive… Continue Reading
Black Friday: On Your Marks . . . Get Set . . . CLICK!
Posted in Domain NamesI have never participated in early morning Black Friday sales. For me, those hours each year are most often spent peacefully enjoying the last fruits of a tryptophan-induced slumber. It is not just a lack of interest, either. There is a bit of loathing mixed in. For instance, my goal for the last two year’s… Continue Reading
Happy Thanksgiving – Let the Holiday Season Begin
Posted in Advertising, TelevisionHolidays Christmas Thanksgiving Budweiser Miller ‘Polar Bears’ ‘Coca Cola’ Coke ‘Christmas Music’ ‘Wag of My Finger’ Associations
False Advertising Claims on the Rise
Posted in AdvertisingThere was a very interesting article in the New York Times this weekend worth reading – Best Soup Ever? Suits Over Ads Now Seek Proof. The article addresses several recent issues raised by companies against competitors over statements or claims being made in advertisements. Specifically, companies are challenging the truth or implied truth in competitive… Continue Reading
Getting Familiar With the Basics: A Planning Primer
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Guest Bloggers, MarketingIt’s the last quarter of the year, and if you haven’t done your planning for 2010, I’ve got two things to say to you: 1) you’re late (you undoubtedly know that), and 2) you’re not alone. But whether you’re in the middle of developing your 2010 plans, directing planning input from multiple sources, or reviewing… Continue Reading
You Heard it Here First: Nashville is Brand Central Station!
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Famous Marks, Marketing, Non-Traditional Trademarks, TrademarksFor the record, I love music, lots of different artists and musical styles: Bob Dylan to Aerosmith, Otis Redding to Elvis, Montgomery Gentry to Santana, Climax Blues Band to Bill Withers, Jack Johnson to Jamey Johnson, Michael Jackson to Alan Jackson, James Taylor to Taylor Swift, Pink Floyd to Wallflowers, Pat Benatar to Pat Green, Glen Campbell to Stevie Wonder, Beatles to Terri Clark, Cat Stevens… Continue Reading
To Do: Secure Domain Name for New Product
Posted in Branding, Domain Names, Marketing, TrademarksThis reminder is a bit late for new Christmas-season consumer products, but it bears repeating year round, as companies contemplate new products: buy domain names associated with a new product before announcing the new product. This seems like an obvious thing to do, but I regularly read stories where companies fail to perform this step… Continue Reading
My Aha Moment
Posted in Branding, TelevisionIf you’ve been paying attention to the trademark front, you’ve probably heard that Oprah and Mutual of Omaha recently settled a small skirmish over the use of "aha moment." The skirmish was apparently ignited by Mutual of Omaha’s attempt to register "Official Sponsor of the Aha Moment." According to Oprah, she made the phrase famous… Continue Reading
Nostalgia Calling
Posted in BrandingWhile browsing through a toy store recently, I noticed what appears to be a trend in branding this holiday season – reintroducing classic or “nostalgic” toys. It is very hard for me to accept that the toys I played with as a child could be considered “nostalgic,” but upon first sight of the Chatter Phone™, my childhood… Continue Reading
Supreme Court Declines to Hear Redskins Trademark Case
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Trademarks, TTABToday, the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear the requested appeal of Harjo v. Pro-Football, Inc., the nearly two-decade old trademark case seeking cancellation of the U.S. Trademark Registrations owned by the NFL franchise in the Nation’s Capitol. In doing so, the highest Court in the land, has permitted the laches ruling to stand. Basically, permitting dismissal of the action given a… Continue Reading
Delicious Marks: Candy Bar Cross-Section Trademarks?
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Food, Look-For Ads, Marketing, Non-Traditional Trademarks, Product Configurations, Sight, TrademarksA couple of months ago I saw in a convenience store a large Snickers point-of-sale floor-display depicting a prominent and attention-getting cross-section of a Snickers candy bar. Given Mars’ apparent interest in owning and creating non-traditional trademark rights surrounding the Snickers brand (revisit Dan’s post from earlier this year), it made me wonder whether Mars might view (and want consumers to… Continue Reading
Happy Holiday Before the Holidays
Posted in Branding, Famous Marks, Food, Non-Traditional Trademarks, Product Configurations, TrademarksAs we hit the ides of November, we are nearing the proverbial calm before the storm of the holidays. What you probably do not know is that we are but two, short days away from a little-known holiday before the Holidays, one that celebrates the preparation for the Holidays. This, of course, could only be National Bundt… Continue Reading
Purple People Eater Jim Marshall & Friends Take on the NFL
Posted in Law SuitsViking fans will recall the famous Purple People Eaters from the late 1960s through the late 1970s. The nickname arose for the defensive line of the Vikings from their purple jerseys and the popular Sheb Wooley song bearing that name. Although they went to four Super Bowls (unfortunately, not taking home a Super Bowl ring), the Purple People… Continue Reading
Corporate Coups and Trademark Abandonment
Posted in Branding, Loss of Rights, Trademarks[Spoiler alert – this post is about the season finale of Mad Men. If you haven’t watched it, please skip this post (never fear, you can revisit it in the archives once you’ve watched the episode)]. In the season finale of Mad Men, the best show on television, the executives of the fictional Sterling Cooper advertising… Continue Reading
You See Blue Ovals, I See 3D Spheres
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Famous Marks, Guest Bloggers, Marketing, Sight, TrademarksI must admit, I was quite intrigued by Dan Kelly’s Duets blog entry “I See Blue Ovals” (August 28, 2009). It got me thinking about some of the trends occurring in logo design today. My 20+ years in the world of branding has witnessed a few notable changes. Perhaps the most significant is the application of… Continue Reading
Naming the Store Brand
Posted in Guest BloggersEvery Sunday I go through the circulars in the paper looking for new products. I usually spend a lot of time with the ads from the national drug store chains (Walgreens, CVS, and Rite Aid). Recently, I observed that each chain seems to have a radically different philosophy on store brand naming. And while this observation isn’t… Continue Reading
Alabama Fumbles
Posted in Copyrights, Fair Use, First Amendment, Infringement, Law SuitsEarlier this week the Legal Satyricon and a number of newspapers in the Southeast reported on the University of Alabama’s loss of part of its trademark infringement suit against former licensee Daniel Moore, an artist who has created original paintings featuring the UA’s athletes for over 30 years. UA argued that it has protectable trademark rights… Continue Reading
Fraud at Domain Name Auction House
Posted in Domain NamesA bomb exploded in the domain name aftermarket world on Wednesday. A well-known domain name auction house called SnapNames.com announced that one of its (now former) employees had been bidding as a shill in many online domain name auctions run by the company since 2005. SnapNames has an FAQ page on the matter here. It… Continue Reading
Lion’s Tap Reaches “Mutually Beneficial” Settlement with McDonalds
Posted in Advertising, Branding, Dilution, Famous Marks, Food, Infringement, Law Suits, Marketing, TrademarksA couple of hours ago Kare 11 News in Minneapolis reported "Lions Tap wins settlement with McDonalds." Absolutely no details about the settlement were provided, so it’s hard to understand how Kare 11 is able to pronounce this as a "win" for Lion’s Tap over McDonalds, although it certainly plays into the seductive David and Goliath theme of… Continue Reading
You Mess with Red Bull, You Get the Horns!
Posted in Famous Marks, Law Suits, TrademarksThe makers of Red Bull have taken on companies who are importing and distributing unauthorized gray market Red Bull Energy Drink products across the United States. The company brought a suit recently in New York alleging that the bootleg Red Bull Energy Drinks that were only authorized to be sold in other countries… Continue Reading
What’s G? For Gatorade, G is Gruesome
Posted in AlphaWatch, Branding, Food, Guest Bloggers, Marketing, TrademarksGatorade’s efforts to re-brand as “G” have been a dismal failure. It seems as if the brand management staff at Gatorade consumed a few too many cold beverages while making this decision, and I’m not referring to refrigerated Gatorades. The history of the G re-brand has its roots in 2007. Unit sales were flat in… Continue Reading








